Writer/director Jeff Abugov, who previously worked as a scribe for Roseanne, The Golden Girls, and Grace Under Fire… obviously had the same thought as I, which is undoubtedly why he made 1999’s The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, a mock-umentary about the dating scene here on Earth as narrated by super-smart space alien David Hyde Pierce, who also happens to play a space alien in the movie. (Was that out loud? Oops…)

The movie follows Mackenzie Astin and Carmen Electra from their first meeting through the better part of their relationship, which really does not break new ground. What is really humorous is the way Pierce dead-pans the narration, from the alien’s point of view, as a sort of misguided interpretation of what’s really going on.

Well, it’s funny for the first ten minutes or so.