I
was going to start the comments by claiming that this was a modern
day adaptation of King Lear with Pamela Anderson as Cordelia,
but I guess that would have stretched your credulity a bit.
What it really
is about is something like this: The police arrest Robert Hays
for the brutal cold-blooded murder of the daughter of the mayor
of New Orleans. They had a date that night, he took her to miniature
golf, and she was not amused. I can see why the police suspected
him. Many a man in Louisiana has slaughtered a woman over miniature
golf.
I guess the
thing that confused me was that I thought it was legal there.
Well, I guess I'm in trouble now for that little filly that I
killed and stuffed in the little windmill on that one hole in
Baton Rouge back in the 80's. I guess I better just admit it and
pay my $50 fine.
Anyway, the
next morning after slaughtering the mayor's daughter in the shower,
Hayes is back out on the streets, because someone posted his bail
anonymously. It's good to know that a guy arraigned on a truly
brutal first degree murder of a well-known public figure can wander
around the streets in Louisiana. |