It’s the year 2017. America is a fascist state and Pamela Anderson is a bounty hunter/club owner. Still with me? Pam tries to help an ex-boyfriend spirit his wife out of the U.S. and into Canada. This film uses story elements from Casablanca, but there are only two large inflated elements that Pam fans need concern themselves with.

Fast Forward to: (0:03) There's no real nudity to speak of. Just kidding! Do you think Pam doesn't know what side her breasts are buttered on? There's a soaking wet scene where our heroine's prime assets are front and center, but that's about it. The final flesh-filled credits try to make up for minimal-mam screen time. There's even more bonus boobage on the DVD version.

Skinfo: Believe it or not, Barb Wire didn't become the theatrical blockbuster Pam had hoped for. Fortunately, her home video Pam and Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon smashed sales records not long afterward and forever ensured her unique brand of stardom.