It’s
the year 2017. America is a fascist state and Pamela Anderson
is a bounty hunter/club owner. Still with me? Pam tries to help
an ex-boyfriend spirit his wife out of the U.S. and into Canada.
This film uses story elements from Casablanca, but there are only
two large inflated elements that Pam fans need concern themselves
with.
Fast Forward
to: (0:03) There's no real nudity to speak of. Just kidding! Do
you think Pam doesn't know what side her breasts are buttered
on? There's a soaking wet scene where our heroine's prime assets
are front and center, but that's about it. The final flesh-filled
credits try to make up for minimal-mam screen time. There's even
more bonus boobage on the DVD version.
Skinfo: Believe
it or not, Barb Wire didn't become the theatrical blockbuster
Pam had hoped for. Fortunately, her home video Pam and Tommy Lee:
Stolen Honeymoon smashed sales records not long afterward and
forever ensured her unique brand of stardom. |